Extreme Cartoons and Comics

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"No, you die first."

'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'

"I asked for rare, but it's well done. I think it's time to get out of New York."

Extreme moderation

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

Extreme Jeopardy

Where Will It All End?

"Mary Jo is a dyed-in-the-wool feminist. Me, too, of course."

"I say it's seaweed, and I say the hell with it."

"What about me? Am I not a natural disaster?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Extreme Leaf Blowing"

"Waiter! There are extreme-right-wing elements in my soup!"

Extreme Socialzing

'All clear!'

"The antidepressants must be working because I haven't felt like crossing the street in months."

"Crazy old-timers used to call this 'accordion weather'."