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'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
'Steve hates getting ticks.'
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"I'm sorry, but someone has to put a stop to this endless cycle of apologizing."
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The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
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Where Will It All End?
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Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"
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(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)
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'And the food's not bad, either.'
Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank
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"...our marriage requires teamwork but are the matching tracksuits really necessary?"
'It cost too much to have my stomach stapled so I had it paper clipped.'
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Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.
He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.
'I'm afraid you're for the high-jump Henderson!'
'I still can't believe Charlie got a sex change operation just so he could play the ladies tees,'
'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'
"It can be a job to wake him up when he nods off in his armchair."
'Do you like my manicure?'
'Let's try a new approach - I want you to go to the dentist and have all your teeth pulled out.'
'Let me guess: you lost your car keys and tried to hot-wire it.'
'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'
'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'