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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
You should have come in sooner.
"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."
'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'
'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'
No Glasses Allowed in the Kitchen: 'Are you drunk?'
'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'
"Kevin got contacts."
Tags:fly, flies, contact, contacts, eye, eyes, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, contact lens, contact lenses, eyesight, visual impairment, visual impairments, specs, glasses, spectacles, eye-sight, sight impairment, sight impairments, bug, bugs, insect, insects, optometry, insect, insects, optical, optics
"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"
Tags:bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank, banks, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, eyesight, eye-sight, blood donor, blood donors, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, visual impairment, visual impairments, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry
"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."
Tags:optometry, optometrist, optometrists, ophthalmology, ophthalmologists, ophthalmologist, optician, opticians, eye test, eye tests, eye-sight, eyesight, sight test, sight tests, sight-test, sight-tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, specs, spectacles, glasses, frame, frames, fashion statement, fashion statements, old age, oap, oaps, middle age, middle aged
'How aout this one? Better or worse?'
'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'
'Read the top line out loud. I need to check my lottery numbers.'
When seeing eye dogs go bad.
'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'
'... He has such poor eye-sight, you can approach from downwind and tag him with little danger of being trampled and gored.'
Tags:rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, baseball, base ball, tag, tags, tagging, tagged, downwind, down wind, eyesight, eye-sight, eye sight, blind, blindness, approach, approaches, approached, approaching, danger, dangers, dangerous, trample, tramples, trampled, gored, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Eye Clinic: If you can't read this you've come to the right place.
'These reading glasses don't work. I got a C in Reading Comprehension.'
"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."
'That's how I look before I put on my glasses.'
'I bought a wireless, reading glasses locator, but I can't find it without my glasses.'
'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'
'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'
"You can't read that? Okay, you really do need some glasses."