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'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'
E-Y-E patients only.
'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'
"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."
George Washington's Birthday
Tags:george, washington, abraham, lincoln, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrists, optometrist, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, vision, eye sight, eye exam, eye examination, eye chart, eye charts, birthday, birthdays, founding father, honest abe, 16th president, 1st president
Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs
I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyedoctor, eyedoctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, optician, opticians, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime, crimes, psychopath, psychopaths, sociopath, sociopaths, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, knife attack, knife attacks
'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'
'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'
Tags:voyeur, voyeurs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, peep, peeps, stalk, stalks, stalking, stalker, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry
The Graphic Designer's Eye Exam
Tags:eye exam, eye exams, opthamologist, opthamologists, optician, opticians, patient, patients, graphic designer, graphic designers, graphic design, font, fonts, ugly, dislike, dislikes, disliking, eyesight, eye test, eye tests, graphic, graphics, letter, letters, vision, visions, shortsighted, shortsight, longsighted, kerning, spacing, font size, font sizes, font sizing, irritate, irritates, irritating, visual, visuals
'Ha ha... Very funny!'
'Correct! And without looking. You really are the best optician in the country.'
"Well, Mr. Carter - this is weird...your results are off the scale..."
Closing Laugh Optician
'Have your eyes ever been checked before?'
'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'
'No thanks, just squinting.'
'Have you got one in English?'
'Most of it is fuzzy but I'm 20/20 in hindsight.'
'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'