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"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Emergency room fickle of fate.
"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."
'Quit squirming, or I'll never get that bug out of your eye!'
Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'
Client with eye injury to lawyer: 'It's affected my vision to where even my hindsight is no longer 2020.'
"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"
"And I promise to never again clip my toenails when you're in the room!"