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'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'
"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."
The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.
Tags:eye patch, eye patches, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, knock off, knock offs, trading standard, trading standards, cost, costs, price, prices, costume, costumes, costume shop, costume shops, fancy dress, price, prices, brand, brands, branding, overpriced, branding, overcharge, overcharging
Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight
Tags:pirate, pirated, moon, mooning, line of sight, lines of sight, blind spot, blind spots, eyepatch, patch, patches, eye patch, eye-patches, eye patches, yarr, pirate ship, pirates, ship, ships, poop deck, deck, decks, above deck, above decks, crew, captain, captain of the ship, captains, crews, crewed, mutiny, mutinous, treason, treasons, treasonous, high seas, high sea, highseas, highsea, split, split down the middle, pirating, pirated, poking fun, poke fun, pokes fun
"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate captain, pirate captains, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, weak ye muscles, medical advice, doctors advice, pathetic, modern life, modern attitudes, doctor's advice, good advice, backstory, backstories, tragic backstory, tragic backstories, fight, fights, disappointment, disappointments
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental
"Shake yer booty!"
Tags:pirates, pirates, pirate speak, pirate speaks, piratespeak, disco, disco song, disco songs, dance music, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate booty, shake, shakes, shaking, shaker, shakers, dance, dances, dancing, twerk, twerks, twerking, peg leg, peg legs, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches
Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
Tags:eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches, eye patch, eye patches, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor, doctors, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, eye problem, eye problems, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, chatted up, chat-ups, chat ups
'Yeah, I thought it was a great idea, too, until that day I had an eyelash caught in my eye.'
The ear patch craze was short-lived.
'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'
The Incomplete Angler
A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
Tags:eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, injure, injures, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, accidental, hand-rolled, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, son, sons, pretentious, pretentiousness, safety, unsafe, hazard, hazards, hazardous, safety hazard, safety hazards
"Hmmmm...I think I can see the problem."
'I got dressed in the dark.'
"Aye - 'tis ye patch that ceased me to smoke."
'Good news, Your Majesty...I've found you a suitable donor.'
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
Tags:fireworks, firework, explosion, explosions, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, july 4th, july 4, bonfire night, bonfire nights, safety, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, amputees, missing digit, missing digits, missing fingers, new year, new years, new year's eve, new years eve, match, matches, fire, flame, danger, finger, toe, celebration, blow up, endanger, endangers
Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.
'Missing left eye.'
'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'
Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.
"A white whale took my leg, but I lost my eye to the ship's cook and a frozen fish finger!"
Tags:fish finger, fish fingers, fish-finger, fish-fingers, ship's cook, ships cook, ships cooks, ship's cooks, sailor, sailors, pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, piracy, pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, peg leg, peg legs, artificial limb, artificial limbs, missing eye, eye patch, eye patches