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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'
George Washington's Birthday
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Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
'Stuart, those are combs. The reading glasses are over here.'
'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'
'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'
Pirate's Eye Chart.
'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'
'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'
'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'
Large Print Laptop.
Love is Blind.
You should have come in sooner.
Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.
'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'
'No thanks, just squinting.'
'Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?'
'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'
'And now if you could close the other 650 eyes and read the bottom line...'
'Have you got one in English?'
What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?