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"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."
"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'
"I only came in to get my eyes done."
"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."
"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"
Wishing you a Speedy recovery from Eye Surgery.
'Safety First' at the Eye Institute
'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'
'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'
"I'll adjust that before we do the other eye."
"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"
"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"