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'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
No Parking. Violators will have their cataracts reinserted.
"You don't need laser eye surgery."
'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'
'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'
Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.
"I only came in to get my eyes done."
"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."
"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"
Wishing you a Speedy recovery from Eye Surgery.
'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'
'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'
'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'
'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'
'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'
"I'll adjust that before we do the other eye."
"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"