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'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
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lasik surgery, lasik, refractive procedure, eye, eyes, eyesight, eye surgery, laser eye surgery, laser eye surgeon, laser eye surgeons, dog, dogs, canine, canines, fixes, spayed, spay, spaying, fixed, pet, pets, eyeball, eyeballs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
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laser surgery, laser surgeries, cyclops, cyclopses, eye surgery, eye surgeon, eye surgeons, optician, opticians, otometry, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, ancient myth, ancient myths, mythical creature, mythical being, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeksNo Parking. Violators will have their cataracts reinserted.
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parking, parking lot, parking ticket, parking tickets, car, cars, hospital, hospitals, eye surgery, cataracts, cataract, optometry, optometrist, ophthalmologist, eye doctor, optician, opticians, eye, eyes, eyesight, old, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, oap, oaps, aged"You don't need laser eye surgery."
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laser eye surgery, reflection, reflections, mirror, mirrors, mirror image, mirror images, eyesight, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, laser-eye-surgery, eye surgery, wrinkle, wrinkles, crows feet, fine lines, body image, body-image, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, delusion, delusions, body positivity'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'
'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'
Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.
Online Lasik.
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laser, lasers, laser eye surgery, surgery, lasik, eye surgery, surgery, online, shopping online, op, ops, operation, operations, website, websites"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"
'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'
'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'
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parking, parking lot, parking lots, garage, garages, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, driving, hospital, hospital parking, eye surgery, laser surgery, medicine, surgery, optometry, optometrist, ophthalmologist, optician, opticians, eye, eyesight, eyes, laser, lasers'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'
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laser eye treatment, laser eye surgery, lasers, eye surgery, op, ops, operation, operations, father, fathers, fatherhood, treatment, surgery, lazer, laser, eyes, eye, doctor, medical, optician, eyesight, clinic, laser beams, opthalmic optician'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'