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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
Eye Test Writer's Block.
'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
'One letter at a time.'
'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'
E-Y-E patients only.
'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'
"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."
The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist
Superhero in need of an eye test.
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Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs
I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyedoctor, eyedoctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, optician, opticians, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crimes, psychopath, psychopaths, sociopath, sociopaths, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, knife attack, knife attacks
Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'
"Then what happened?"
'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'
"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, optometrist, optician, eye test, eyes tested, eye tests, glasses, sunset, sun, into the sunset, eye, eyes, play on words, word play, word-play
"Another reject, Carol. Let's face it, I'll never make a living writing eye charts!"
Tags:voyeur, voyeurs, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, peep, peeps, stalk, stalks, stalking, stalker, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry
"How about this line?"
Tags:optician, opticians, eye test, eye tests, line, lines, wrong, unprofessional, quack, quacks, look the wrong way, test, tests, testing, tested, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, eye, eyes, medical practitioner, medical practitioners, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, eye doctor, eye doctors, vision test, vision tests
Superhero Eye Test
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting
'Good news. It's not pink eye or a pig sty...just mud in your eye.'
"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."
Tags:eye test, eye tests, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, drivers test, driver's test, drivers tests, driver's tests, driving test, driving tests, dmv, department of motor vehicles, fine print, reading, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, eyesight, eye chart, eye charts