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"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, fake, false, fashion, style, personal appearance, belt, belts, belt buckle, belt buckles, beard, facial hair, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, designer, repair, repairs, repairing, duct tape, holiday, holidays
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
Tags:eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists
"You need night vision goggles."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, night vision, night-vision, goggle, goggles, prescription, prescriptions, prescribing, glasses, eyeglasses, animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, nocturnal, bad eyesight
"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."
Tags:eye chart, eye charts, vision, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, doctor, doctors, vision chart, vision charts, eye, eyes, farmer, farmers, uneducated, illiterate, elitist, elitists, book, books, reader, readers, reading, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
Tags:glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eye
"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, style, personal appearance, owlish, foolish, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, wordplay, word play, play on words
"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."
"No, I didn't say they were smart glasses. I said they make you look smarter."
Tags:glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses, smart, smarter, look smart, looking smart, nerd, nerds, smart device, smart devices, smart glasses, looks smart, illusion, illusions, illusion of intelligence, intelligent, intelligence, deception, deceptions, deceive, deceives, deceiving, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
"You can't read the form's fine print? Good! Step into our eyeglass sales department."
Tags:vision, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, visual problems, eye problems, sales pitch, sales pitches, eyeglasses, eyewear, selling, fine print, forms, appointments, sales
Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.
"The boss just stopped and squinted at me! Either I"m in big trouble or he's lost is glasses again."
Tags:boss, bosses, glare, glares, glaring, dirty look, dirty looks, anger, angers, angry, ambiguity, ambiguous, uncertain, unsure, squint, squints, squinting, facial expression, facial expressions, expression, expressions, trouble, troubling, troubled, impression, impressions, coworker, glasses, lost glasses, eyeglasses, eye glasses, wrong impression, wrong impressions
A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.
Tags:glasses, spectacles, eyewear, optician, opticians, eyes, eye, sight, short sight, short sighted, long sight, long sighted, optometrist, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, eyesight, lenses, eyeglasses, reading, age, aging, getting old, failing sight, old age, notch, notches, adjustment, adjustments, vision, ocular, decay, adjusting to old age, age concern, frames, glass frames, adapt, adapting, adjust, fit, fitting, progress, pensioner, getting old, senior, middle age, old age, elderly
'Hey, way to go, Sid! New horn rims!'
'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'
Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.
'I'm not bothered by his virtual reality casino. It's the virtual ATM that makes me a little nervous.'
'Is that wine I smell on your breath, my dear?'
'Let's see...souls, causes, morals, no, still no eyeglasses.'
Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'
A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.