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"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate captain, pirate captains, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, weak ye muscles, medical advice, doctors advice, pathetic, modern life, modern attitudes, doctor's advice, good advice, backstory, backstories, tragic backstory, tragic backstories, fight, fights, disappointment, disappointments
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental
"Shake yer booty!"
Tags:pirates, pirates, pirate speak, pirate speaks, piratespeak, disco, disco song, disco songs, dance music, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate booty, shake, shakes, shaking, shaker, shakers, dance, dances, dancing, twerk, twerks, twerking, peg leg, peg legs, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches
Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
Tags:eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches, eye patch, eye patches, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor, doctors, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtatious, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, eye problem, eye problems, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, chatted up, chat-ups, chat ups
A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
Tags:eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, injure, injures, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, accidental, hand-rolled, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, son, sons, pretentious, pretentiousness, safety, unsafe, hazard, hazards, hazardous, safety hazard, safety hazards
"Aye - 'tis ye patch that ceased me to smoke."
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
Tags:fireworks, firework, explosion, explosions, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, july 4th, july 4, bonfire night, bonfire nights, safety, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, amputee, amputees, missing digit, missing digits, missing fingers, new year, new years, new year's eve, new years eve, match, matches, fire, flame, danger, finger, toe, celebration, blow up, endanger, endangers
Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.
'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'
Musician with eyepatch
Perils of a violin player.
One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.
'Hey! Don't run with sharp objects!'
'I'm doing what you said... cutting my TV viewing in half.'
'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'
"The patch isn't helping you quit, is it?"
'It be an Eye-pad i-pod.'
"Words of advice...if you give someone the evil eye, make sure you ask for it back."
"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"
"Chasing lures and fighting fishermen is all fun and games until someone gets a hook in the eye."
"My husband can't take a hint. I left him a note indicating I wanted an iPad for my birthday."
Tags:tablet, tablets, birthday, birthdays, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, gift, gifts, present, presents, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hint, hints, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches