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"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
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pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental"Shake yer booty!"
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pirates, pirates, pirate speak, pirate speaks, piratespeak, disco, disco song, disco songs, dance music, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate booty, shake, shakes, shaking, shaker, shakers, dance, dances, dancing, twerk, twerks, twerking, peg leg, peg legs, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patchesMan adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.
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eyepatch, eyepatches, eye-patch, eye-patches, eye patch, eye patches, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor, doctors, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtatious, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors surgery, doctor's surgery, eye problem, eye problems, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, chatted up, chat-ups, chat upsA child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
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eye patch, eye patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, injure, injures, injury, injuries, accident, accidents, accidental, hand-rolled, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, son, sons, pretentious, pretentiousness, safety, unsafe, hazard, hazards, hazardous, safety hazard, safety hazards"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
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fireworks, firework, explosion, explosions, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, july 4th, july 4, bonfire night, bonfire nights, safety, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, amputee, amputees, missing digit, missing digits, missing fingers, new year, new years, new year's eve, new years eve, match, matches, fire, flame, danger, finger, toe, celebration, blow up, endanger, endangersCellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.
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musician, musicians, orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, string band, string bands, eye, eyes, eyepatch, eye patch, eyepatches, eye patches, accident, accidents, job hazard, job hazards, violinist, violinists, cellist, cellists, cello, cellos, violin, violins, player, players'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'
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eye, eyes, software, patch, patches, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, download, downloads, downloading, downloaded, pirate, pirates, piracy, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phones, smartphone, app, apps, applicationsMusician with eyepatch
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musician, musicians, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye-patch, eye-patches, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, violin player, violin players, duet, duets, band, bands, concert, concertsOne-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.
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eyepatch, eyepatches, disability, disabilities, eye, eyes, disabled, blind, blindness, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, playing golf, golf player, golf players, tee, tees, teeing off, tee off, swing, swings, shot, shots, golf game, golf games, golf course, golf courses, ball'I'm doing what you said... cutting my TV viewing in half.'
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child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mummy, son, sons, family, families, eyepatch, eyepatches, tv set, tv set, tv show, tv shows, watching tv, tv channel, tv channels, channel, channels, changing channels, cable, telly addict, telly addict'Oh, and remember, Sir, whatever you do, please don't go staring at Mr. Winterhouse's glass eye.'
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prosthetic, prosthetics, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, glass eye, glass eyes, fake eye, fake eyes, stare, stares, staring, blind, blindness, impolite, bad manners, glass, glasses, cup, cups, social etiquette, rude, rudeness, advice, boss, bosses, interviews'It be an Eye-pad i-pod.'
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ipod, ipods, apple, apple computers, ipads, music, music player, music players, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, technology, new technology, gadget, gadgets, tech"Words of advice...if you give someone the evil eye, make sure you ask for it back."
"Chasing lures and fighting fishermen is all fun and games until someone gets a hook in the eye."
"My husband can't take a hint. I left him a note indicating I wanted an iPad for my birthday."
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