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'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'
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optometry, optometrist, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, eyesight, point of view, empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, viewpoint, viewpoints, perspective, domestic, domestics'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
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optometry, optometrist, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, long, short, vision, test, exam, cup holder, cup holders, gadget, expense, opticians, tea, ophthalmology, ophthalmologists, ophthalmologist, retinal, camera, equipment, cameras"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
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optometry, optometrist, optical, glasses, eyewear, spectacles, eye, test, eyes, vision, ophthalmology, second opinions, axe, tool, tools, second opinion, diagnosis, diagnostic, doctor, skull, neurology, neurological, punk, trauma, blurry, blurred, sight problems, head injury, punks'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'
'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'
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optometry, optometrist, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, eyesight, point of view, empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, viewpoint, viewpoints, perspective, domestic, domestics'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'
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optometry, optometrist, optical, glasses, eyewear, spectacles, spectacles, eye, test, eyes, vision, health care, test, chart, ophthalmology, fashions, fashionable, designer, designers, designs, crossword, crosswords, style, stylists, pensioner, pensioners, optician, opticians'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
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glasses, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, eyeglasses, rimless, jagged, edge, edges, popular, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyewear, eye, eyes, dangerous, risky, fashionable'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
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optometry, optometrist, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, spectacle’s, eye, eyes, crash landing, crash landings, vision, cabin, crew, forgetfulness, pilots, pilot, aviation, airplane, flying, plane, piloting, copilot, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilots, drivingFake Santas
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, fake, false, fashion, style, personal appearance, belt, belts, belt buckle, belt buckles, beard, facial hair, glasses, eyeglasses, eyewear, designer, repair, repairs, repairing, duct tape, holiday, holidays'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'
'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, ph, sight test, letter, letters, optometrists, phoropter'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, spectacle's, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, optometrists, phoropter, sight test, bill, bills, blurred vision'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'
'They suit you.'
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google glass, google glasses, spectacles, suits you, suit you, eyewear, specs, type, type face, google glasses, faces, glass, glasses, search engine, vision, visionary, fashion, social media'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, optometrists, phoropter, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, ph, sight test, exam, exams, revision, revising'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, optometrists, phoropter, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, ph, sight test, double vision, ugly wife, ugly wives'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, optometrists, phoropter, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, ph, sight test"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'
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eye doctor, eye doctors, optometry, optometrist, optician, opticians, optical, glasses, eye, wear, eyewear, eye-wear, spectacles, glasses, optometrists, phoropter, test, exam, eyes, vision, health care, tests, chart, refractor, ph, sight test, double vision, ugly wife, ugly wives"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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