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"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"
"Detective Grayson. Sleaze."
"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."
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"Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today's level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I."
"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, patient, patients, security, security guard, security guards, tsa, tsa agents, tsa agent, fbi, f.b.i., agent, agents, confession, confess, work life balance, brining work home, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism
The Jaye Edgar Hoover Building
"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"
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"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"
The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.
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"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'
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"In an unexpected development today, the C.I.A. was charged with lying to the F.B.I.!"