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Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.
"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."
"I'm looking for a Get Well card for my Mom. She's going to be sick when she sees my report card."
"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."
"Crushing my head with your fingers isn't going to make that F go away, Todd."
"An F?!... Do you have any idea how much that essay cost?"
"You should've warned me that I'd have no one to blame but myself."
"I would appreciate if you didn't share this on Twitter."
"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."
"If you go into it looking for mistakes, of course you're going to find some!"
"Got the plan? We burst in... make a scene... you live stream it... our protest goes viral!!"