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"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
'If you have any complaints, can you come to me before posting them on Myspace?'
'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
'I'm okay with the 'Man's Best Friend' thing, but I think my owner is pushing it with this Facebook friend request.'
'Why won't you 'friend' me on Facebook?'
'The divorce went well, I got 60% of his facebook friends.'
'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'
'If I use Twitter, but I don't have any followers, am I just a Twit?'
'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'
'You two go, I'm following the stars on Twitter.'
Street bum has sign: Will Be Your Facebook Friend For Food.
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
'I've decided to not speak personally to anyone again. Would you like to friend me on Facebook?'
"Hey, it's me, Mr Squeekers - we're Facebook friends!"
'Since I had cosmetic surgery none of my Facebook friends recognise me!'
Good morning, Facebook friends!
'Face up to it, you need Facebook.'
Will you be my Facebook friend?