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"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."
"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"
"We don't think you're going to be a good fit..."
Tags:corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporate mentality, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporation, corporations, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, fit, fit in, fits in, fitting in, same, identical, faceless, suit, suits, empty suit, empty suits, new job, new jobs, different, stand out, stands out, standing out, stick out, sticking out
'Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?'
The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.
Tags:workplace, workplaces, department, departments, silo, mysterious, mystery, enigma, enigmatic, silo mentality, communication, departmental coordination, coordination, cooperation, cooperate, hierarchy, organization, anonymity, nameless, faceless, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, inter-departmental
"Now don't take this personally because I know you're just a drone in a faceless monolithic multinational corporation but I have to yell at someone!"
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"On the other hand, people always remember my name...."
Tags:faceless man, the faceless man, mundane, mundane horror, classic horror, horror classics, strange, creepy, scary, spooky, halloween, happy halloween, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, post work, post-work, after work, happy hour, stranger, strangers, meet, meeting, introduce, introduction, introductions, faceless, faceless an, faceless men, nightmare, nightmares, face blind, face blindness
"Okay, Mr account number 498D-00. Take a name and wait to be called."
Victims of Identity Theft
'This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft...'
'He's an anonymous source.'
'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'
'Hi, I'm Bob... and I'm the victim of identity theft.'
'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'
'Son, just how much of this extra strength pimple remover did you use?'
Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.
faceless person holding balloon heads.
'Well, just because we're a mega bank doesn't make yoy a nameless, faceless person Mr.RT600909!'
'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'
'You're not fooling me -- you're just another faceless bureaucrat!'
"Cheer up! The fact that we are faceless is likely why we are still here."
Can't put a face on him