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"Would you like to take your old face?"
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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."
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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."
"You find that surprising, or is it just your pierced eyebrow?"
Tags:punk, punks, piercing, piercings, youth, young, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, raised eyebrow, raised eyebrows, facial expressions, facial, expression, hipster, hipsters, hippy, hippies, rebel, rebels, woman, women, men, man
"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"
Flower growing out of a face mask
"Sergio... wait!!! Are those vanilla wafers?"
After an argument they always kissed and made up.
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
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"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."
'Please pardon my appearance during renovations'
Complete makeover $49.95
"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"
'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'
A handlebar moustache.
181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'
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"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."
The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.
'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'
Alice's range of expressions after Botox.
'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'
'Are they finished? Right, wait until I report this to trading standards!'
"To be honest, it's an improvement if anything..."
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