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'He's a goatee herder.'
'No, that's not a lighting program. My girlfriend has 5 o'clock shadow.'
Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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Emergency Hipster Beard
"Another mustache sir?"
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"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."
"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
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'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'
A man with long beard is looking at Beard Monthly magazine which has a long centerfold featuring a long beard.
Facial hair continental drift.
Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.
A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.
"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."
Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.
"I shaved mine off."
Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.
Billy Goat and the Landlord
"Soul patch. What do you think?"
"Nice reading glasses."
"Harold, are you in here?"
'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'
"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."