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"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"
"According to this facial recognition software, the girl you didn't remember at last week's Happy Hour is 'Laura'."
"Of course you can't open my phone. It has snout recognition."
"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."
"And if you're two faced, the facial recognition feature recognizes both faces."
'My cosmetic surgeon did a great job. My computer uses facial recognition and it didn't recognize me."
21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.
'Appleby believes he's come up with a way to defeat facial recognition software.'
"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."
'The good news is you have 80% face recognition. The bad news they HATE your face.'
"I'm handing myself in."
"The name's Bond. . .Yeah right, but not James Bond."
"Our facial recognition software is a bit too sensitive."
"New phone. It has rear end recognition technology."
Faecal Recognition Technology
"Integrating facial recognition with our metadata means we'll never forget a face...or anything else!"
"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."
"You need a haircut and a shave."
"Be careful - faecal recognition cameras!"