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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.
"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"
Flower growing out of a face mask
"Sergio... wait!!! Are those vanilla wafers?"
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
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"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."
'...but on the bright side...can't you just feel your pores opening?'
Complete makeover $49.95
"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"
'I've been wallowing in mud my whole life and look at me.'
'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'
'Are they finished? Right, wait until I report this to trading standards!'
"To be honest, it's an improvement if anything..."
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'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'
Judge looking at M'Lud Pack on shelf.
Bronze Age woman enters tanning salon.
Beauty Salon. Man says: 'This bill's not a pretty sight either.'
"Blimey! They certainly keep 'em well hidden!"
Using an iron for a facial.
"I think I'll apply for a job as Senor Beckham's eyebrow plucker..."