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"So did you have that, 'birds and bees' talk?"
'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'
'Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...'
Listen to that: 'Fact of life: Your ears and nose never stop growing'... Boy, aren't you in trouble...
"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"
"What it all comes down to is 'cud'..."
"Son, I'm going to talk to you about the facts of life, with spoilers."