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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.
'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'
Department of Nanotechnology
"I guess there've been more staff cuts than we thought."
'I was made Professor Emeritus before my time.'
The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.
"I hereby bring to order this Sunday session of the Faculty Senate."
Dementia Clinic: 'Completely out to lunch.'
Dept. of Marxist studies
"Millstone is not yet a full professor."
"And the award for the Best Feature-Length Adaptation of an Anecdote goes to..."