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New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, scatology, scatologist, scatologists, excrement, feces, faeces, scatological study, scatological studies, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, scatological humour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, machine, machines, technological progress, currency, currencies, cash, cashless, monkey, monkeys, primitive, primate, primates, primitiveness, feces, faeces, automated, automation, cashless society, cashless societies, barter, barters, bartering, barter system
Dung Beetle Drive Thrus - 'I'd like a number two meal.'
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insulted
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, special, pooper scooper, pooper-scooper, poop scoop, poop bags, poop bag, feces, faeces, cleanup, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, picking up, special, special treatment
"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."
Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, litter box, litter boxes, cat pan, cat pans, catbox, catboxes, litter tray, litter trays, sandbox, sandboxes, feces, faeces, poo, cat poo, cat poop, cat feces, cat faeces, clean, clean me, cleaning, chore, chores, message, messages
'Signing it does not increase its value.'
Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.
Dung beetle rolling the world.
'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'
"Unbelievable! Does it every time. Don't know what he wants it for?"
Tags:magician, magicians, magic, magick, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hat, hats, pull, pulls, pulling, pulled, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, illusion, illusions, illusionist, illusionists, disgust, disgusts, disgusted, poo, poos, faeces, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Flying Elephant and Car Washer,
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, wash, washing, washes, washed, hose pipe, hose pipes, cleaning, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, car wash, car washes, chore, chores, households, elephant, elephants, dumbo, flying, fly, flies, flew, trunk, trunks, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, poo, bird poo, guano, pooh, poos, faeces, carwash
'Radio active depleted uranium dump'
Play on the word 'stool' in 'where should I put the stool sample?'
'Any more trouble from you lot and you won't be going on the faeces trip.'
'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'
'My name is Forest,,,Forest Dump, Haha'
When Cartoonists Get Physical Examinations: 'What's this?' 'I thought you said you wwanted a sample of my number two...'
Generally newspapers are indicators of breakfast food or the possibility of feces...but I know there was some sort of rolled up clause in here.
A Bar Stool
Floater! Gah! - 'Breathe, Peel. Breathe... It's going to be alright.' - 'Gah! Why won't you die?!' -