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"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"
"Sir Walter! Over here"
"If you put the nicotine patches on his eyes he can't find his cigarettes!"
'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'
'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'
'Lighting up again? That's a bad habit.'
A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.
Translated... Stop the assault on religious freedom! Stop denying my right to deny others their rights! If humans evolved from apes, why are their still apes?!? Why are most criminals atheists? I regurgitate what I'm told without fact-checking. God Hates
Tags:protests, protesting, protester sign, protester signs, religious protester, religious protesters, evolution, evolution deniers, westboro baptist church, westboro, god hates fags, jesus, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, religious, atheist, atheists, religion, religions, religious, religious people, faith, faiths, dogma, conservative, conservatives, gay people, fag, fags
'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'
"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."
Tags:lab animal, lab animals, lab experiment, lab experiments, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, experiment, experiments, tobacco, health effect, health effects, test, tests, testing, lab test, lab tests, laboratory, laboratories, smoke, smokes, smoking, martini, martinis, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, fag, fags, smoker, smokers
"Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my secondhand smoking break."
Tags:smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, secondhand, secondhand smoke, secondhand, break, smoking break, cigarette break, work, job, employee, employees, co-worker, fag, fags, inconsiderate, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, self-centered, self-centred, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic reminder, sarcastic reminders
A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.
"Well, it's a good thing you changed cigarettes, Frank. You only have cancer light."
"He finally decided to quit smoking."
"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."
'Well, congratulations on cutting down to just one cigarette a day!'
Smokes Like A Chimney
'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'
"This is our company's smoking area..."
The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.
"Well, you're young, you're cute, so I was ready to give you a chance, but by lighting this cigarette, I'm afraid you've blown it!"
Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!
Tags:gas attack, gas attacks, poison, poisons, chemical attack, chemical attacks, chemical warfare, warfare, secondhand smoke, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, europe, european, european child, european children, fag, fags, syria, syrian, assad, lung cancer, carcinogen, carcinogens, carcinogenic, pollution, negligent parent, negligent parents