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'and you promise not to run off, right?'
'Not for me thanks, mate - I'm only a passive smoker.'
"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"
"If you put the nicotine patches on his eyes he can't find his cigarettes!"
"Sir Walter! Over here"
'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'
'Oy! You can't smoke that filthy thing in here!'
'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'
'Lighting up again? That's a bad habit.'
A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.
'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'
'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'
Translated... Stop the assault on religious freedom! Stop denying my right to deny others their rights! If humans evolved from apes, why are their still apes?!? Why are most criminals atheists? I regurgitate what I'm told without fact-checking. God Hates
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"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."
Tags:lab animal, lab animals, lab experiment, lab experiments, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, experiment, experiments, tobacco, health effect, health effects, test, tests, testing, lab test, lab tests, laboratory, laboratories, smoke, smokes, smoking, martini, martinis, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, fag, fags, smoker, smokers
"Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my secondhand smoking break."
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A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.
"He finally decided to quit smoking."
"Well, it's a good thing you changed cigarettes, Frank. You only have cancer light."
"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."
'Well, congratulations on cutting down to just one cigarette a day!'
'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'