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"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."
Tags:metaphor, metaphors, burst your bubble, business, businesses, bubble, bubbles, fail, failure, failures, failing, failed, failed business, men, businessmen, businessman, bankrupt, bankruptcy, financial bubble, finance, finances, financial, space, outer space, expression, saying, expressions, sayings, debt, debts, liquidation, liquidated, liquidate, insolvent, insolvency
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
Tags:concrete, marble, marbles, block, blocks, sculpt, sculpting, sculptor, sculpted, sculpts, statue, statues, model, modelling, art, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, artistically, artistic license, artistic licence, paper, fail, failure, failed, paper ball, paper balls, crumpled, scrumpled, indicative, indicative joke, metaphor, metaphorical, literal, literally
Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
Tags:saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, cliched, get the lead out of one's shoes, get the lead out of your shoes, get the lead out of your pants, get the lead out of one's pants, wrong pants, retro, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disappointed, disappointment, fail, failed, failing, hurry, hurrying, faster, fast, go faster, wrong pants
"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
Annual fear of failure marathon.
Tags:coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, me, trouble, troubles, social distance, social distancing, 2m apart, success, successful, failure, failures, fail, failing, failed, fails, pie chart, pie charts, everyone, in the same boat, more successful, dilemma, dilemmas, looking down on oneself
'So the happy meal didn't work.'
Tags:therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, happy meal, happy meals, fail, fails, failing, failed, scare, scares, scared, upset, sad, mental problem, mental problems, distress, distressed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"He won't get far without this!"
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
Tags:kid, kids, school, schools, schooling, pupil, pupils, school children, school kids, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, subject, subjects, test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, fail, failed, fails, failing, answer, answers, mark, marks, marked, weatherman, weather man, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"
Tags:french, french cartoon, french cartoons, attack, attacking, attacks, melted cheese, melting cheese, cheese, cheese strings, hot oil, boiling oil, oil, counterattack, defense tactic, defensive strategy, defense, defending, fail, failing, fails, failed, easy transport, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistaken, comedy, comedic, comic, comedian, funny, misunderstanding, misunderstands, siege, under siege, battle, battling, battled, battles
(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"The media is fake news, sad, failing and unfair - O.K., let the cameras in."
Tags:president trump, president donald trump, donald trump, trump, the donald, media, fake, news, fake news, faux news, sad, in despair, failing, failed, fails, fail, unfair, biased, cruel, dishonest, bigot, camera, cameras, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrisy, hypocritical behaviour, hypocritical behavior, media outlets, false claims, false claim, journalist, journalists, journalism, newspaper, newspaper reporter, newspapers, newspaper reporters, news
"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
Tags:risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoiding, avoiding risk, avoid risk, warning sign, warning, warnings, warning signs, projected, projection, projections, disaster, business collapse, business failure, meeting, meetings, board, board meeting, boardroom, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, failure, fail, failed, disaster, ignorance, inaction, passive, passivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinates
Donald Trump not in Situation room for 'botched' Yemen raid that killed up to 30 civilians and one US Navy SEAL
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, yemen raid, raid on yakla, botched raid, botched, failed, navy seal, navy seals, killed, died, dead, gloating, gloat, gloats, sit room, situation room, missing
(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.
"I'm pleased to announce you're on the shortlist to be my..."
Tags:nominee, nominees, unsuccessful, cabinet, fake news, build the wall, trump, donald, the donald, donald trump, president, presidents, trump administration, idiot, idiots, republican, republicans, fake tan, toupee, comb over, politics, politician, politicians, political, xenophobic, failure, fail, failed, maga, make america great again
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys