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'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'
"Psssst. Fix your report card?"
"Bad grades again? Great job, son."
"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."
"First you said 'Don't bring home a bad report card', Then you ask to see it. Make up your mind."
"Here's my report card. If you have any questions I'll be sitting in the corner."
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"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."
"You said you didn't want to see another bad report card so you'd better wear this blindfold."
"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."
"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"
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"You told me not to bring home another bad report card so I brought home Billy's."
"My Dad taught me everything I know...so don't blame me!"
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"There is no complaint department, Robert."
"I'm looking for a Get Well card for my Mom. She's going to be sick when she sees my report card."
"Second grade, second grade, second grade, my teacher wants me to repeat second grade!"
Tags:second grade, second grades, repeat, repeating, teacher, teachers, student, students, pupil, pupils, classroom, classrooms, classes, classes, lesson, lessons, fail, fails, failing grade, failing grades, grade retention, grade retentions, grade repetitions, grade repetition, school report, school reports
"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."
Tags:programmer, programmers, report card, report cards, report, reports, school report, school reports, school grade, school grades, grade card, grade cards, programming, code, codes, computer code, computer codes, mom, moms, son, sons, fail, fails, failing grade, failing grades, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions
"Don't look at me - it's YOUR D.N.A.!"
"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."
"I'm not dumb, Dad. I'm alphabetically challenged."
"Of course I'm motivated to do well. I wouldn't survive summer school."
"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."
"Yes, you did get a C minus, and no, I don't have malpractice insurance."
"We have a lot in common. Your stocks are in a 'correction.' My spelling and arithmetic have been in a 'correction' for years!"
"How can you be failing history?"
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"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."