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The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
Annual fear of failure marathon.
"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."
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'So the happy meal didn't work.'
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'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
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"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."
Tags:worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, intervening, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, rub it in, rubs it in, rubbing it in, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"She's inconsolable since Mizrahi went belly-up."
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"Will you at least let him finish the term?"
"I could't make it here, so I'm going to try Boston."
'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'
All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
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Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
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No cell phones!
'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'
'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
An ineffectual ice fisher
Failed business ventures.
Maintenance Fee Party