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"I don't just defend the accused -- I ensure the integrity of the legal system, despite knowing you're all guilty as hell."
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"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"
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"Your client's refusal to grow up does not preclude him from being tried as an adult."
'Just because you're the lowest scum of the Earth, a complete misfit of society, a smalltime worthless punch, doesn't mean I won't give you a fairy trial.'
"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"
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"Come now, give the system a chance."
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"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."
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"Your Honor, the defense contends its client could never get a fair trial in this court."
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"You're a mighty lucky fellow to have died at the same time as your lawyer."
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"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"
'I didn't get a fair trial, my judge owned the house I burgled.'
'I'll take your case since every defendant is guaranteed a fair trial provided you don't try to use my office as a hideout.'
"Don't forget,guilty by one-catch the end of the Sales by five!"