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Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
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'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'
'I'd use a wedge.'
Golf puns - Delivery Service
Moses parts water on the fairways.
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
Tags:golf, golfer, golfing, golfs, golfers, drive, drives, driver, drivers, golf club, golf clubs, tee, teeing off, teeing-off, golf ball, golfball, golf balls, golfballs, shank, shanks, hook, hooked, hooks, shanked, poor drive, bad drive, bad golf shot, bogey, par, bogeys, bogeyed, fairway, golf course, golf courses
"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, links, hitting the links, golfing, golfing addict, golfing addicts, golf addict, golf addicts, golf addiction, golfing addiction, rough, fairway, green, par, practice, practicing, practise, practising, at home, wife, husband, hitting golf balls, driving range, driver, golf club, golf clubs, golf practice, golfing practice
"Oh, shoot! I'm in the rough sketch again."
"Bob spends quite a bit of time off the fairway."
A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.
'Looks like he choked. Probably thinking too much.'
Who says that golf is fun for the Hole Family?
'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'
'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'
"I can't find anything against it in the rule book."
"If your ball is unplayable, a dropped ball is permitted."
'Be careful on this hole. The entire right side of the water hazard is guarded by a fairway...'
Businessman hitting golf balls out window
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf pro, hazard, hazards, golf course, golf courses, tees, tee, sports, driver, businessmen, businessman, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, golf club, golf clubs, broken window, broken windows, golfball, golfballs, golf-ball golf-balls, fairway, fairways, practice, executive, executives, exec, execs
Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, crawl, crawls, crawling, crawler, crawlers, lizard, lizards, mimic, mimics, impersonate, impersonate, impression, impressions, copy, copies, copied, copying, groundsman, groundsmen, grounds keeper, grounds keepers, fairway, fairways, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."
'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'
Golfer in the rough sees a sign by his lost ball that reads: SIGN UP FOR LESSONS AT OUR PRO SHOP TODAY!
'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'