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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy
Tags:seven dwarfs, snow white, seven dwarves, nicknames, characters, brother's grimm, therapy, therapist, therapists, film, films, movie, movies, little people, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, fairy tale, fairy tales, german, huntsman, name tag, name tags, literature, western culture
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, damsel in distress, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
Tags:jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
Tags:gingerbread man, food, cake, cakes, carrot cake, carrot cakes, unpopular, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, desperate, unloved, unwanted, alone, lonely, forever alone, leftover
"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."
Tags:culture of fear, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, hansel and gretel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, german fairy tale, german fairy tales, fear, fearful, wicked witch, wicked witched, gingerbread house, public discourse, climate of fear, climates of fear, emotional bias, the brothers grimm, brothers grimm, grimm's fairy tales
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
'Mirror Mirror on the...'
'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Tags:smoker, smokers, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, passive smoking, passive smoker, passive smokers, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoke, smokes, smoking, big bad wolf, big-bad-wolf, wolf, wolves, villain, villains, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, three little pigs, cigar smoke, cigarette smoke, predator, predators, prey, preys, threat, threats
Tags:gender, genders, gender-neutral, gender spectrum, gender neutral, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, retelling, retell, parody, parodied, parodies, rapunzel, hair, female, male, gender identity, beard, beards, facial hair, twist, new twist, fresh, fresh twist, gender stereotypes, gender stereotype, princess, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, heteronormative, hetero normative, hetero-normative
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"It's too hot to eat."
Tags:red riding hood, little red riding hood, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, predator, predators, heat wave, heat waves, hot weather, too hot, overheating, summer, hot summer, hot summers, summer time, dehydrated, dehydration, lazy, laziness, hungry, hunger, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, all the kind's horses, horses, help, helping, not helping, mess, messed, trauma, traumatising, wrong tools, wrong for the job, right skills, horror, horrifying, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, all the king's men, repair, repairs, hooves, hoof, trample, trampled
"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, three little pigs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, media, press, journalism, news, news anchor, news anchors, anchorman, anchormen, news presenter, news presenters, reporter, reporters, newscaster, newscasters, famous person, famous people, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, trusting, trust, trusted, trick, tricks, deception, deceiving
"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, grandchild, grandchildren, grandma, grandmas, granny, grannies, grandmother, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, nan, nana, nanny, nans, nanas, little red riding hood, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairtytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, story, stories, literature, drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, liquor, mental health, alcohol abuse, drinking problem, alcohol dependence, pour, pouring