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'Jack, these aren't just ordinary magic beans...they're 'organic' magic beans.'
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
The Princess And The Watermelon
Tags:princess and the pea, the princess and the pea, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, watermelon, watermelons, princess, princesses, mattress, mattresses, insomnia, insomniac, restless night, sleepless night, restless nights, restless nights, discomfort, uncomfortable, ache, aching, annoying, annoyance, sore, soreness, hans christian andersen
"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"
Tags:magic mirror, magic mirrors, fairytale, fairytales, sno white, whos the fairest, fairest, beauty, beauty standards, female beauty standards, gender stereotype, negative gender stereotypes, physics, physicist, physicists, science, scientist, scientists, unified theory of physics, wrong answer, ignoring the question, ignore the question
Tags:dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal
"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."
Fairy tales in pandemic time
Tags:fairytale, fairtales, snow white, face mask, face masks, ppe, personal protective equipment, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
Fairly unbalanced of them all
'Mirror Mirror on the...'
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Tags:smoker, smokers, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, passive smoking, passive smoker, passive smokers, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoke, smokes, smoking, big bad wolf, big-bad-wolf, wolf, wolves, villain, villains, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, three little pigs, cigar smoke, cigarette smoke, predator, predators, prey, preys, threat, threats
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams
"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, grandchild, grandma, grandmas, grannies, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, nan, nana, nanny, nans, nanas, little red riding hood, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairtytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, story, stories, literature, drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, liquor, mental health, alcohol abuse, drinking problem, alcohol dependence, pour, pouring
"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, three little pigs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, media, press, journalism, news, news anchor, news anchors, anchorman, anchormen, news presenter, news presenters, reporter, reporters, newscaster, newscasters, famous person, famous people, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, trusting, trust, trusted, trick, tricks, deception, deceiving
"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, prince charming, prince, princes, royal, royalty, cinderella, glass slipper, proposing, proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, rejected, rejection, marriage, marriages, doctor, doctors, career, job, jobs, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, holding out, unacceptable, unsatisfactory, unsatisfied, shallow, hard to please
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, witch, witches, witchcraft, hansel, gretel, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wicked witch, wicked witches
A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking
"It's true. You were actually born a beautiful princess, but you were given to us to be brought up... and there's not a damned thing you can do about it!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, bad parent, bad parents, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairytale, fairytales, parental, parenthood, mother, mothers, father, fathers, trauma, traumatic, kid, kids, upbringing, bad childhood, childhood, child, trap, trapped, stereotypical, stereotype, stereotypes, monster, monsters, monstrous