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'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
Prayers For Agnostics
"I now believe in God."
'Wouldn't it be easier to just SMS God, rather than pray'
"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."
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Preaching to the Choir Since 1846
God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.
"Are we allowed to pray?"
'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'
"Please, Lord, enough already."
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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'When the teacher says 'heaven help me', is that praying in school?'
"O.K., I know it's a long shot, but if we can each convert one lion ..."
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"Irv has always been faithful, and he's a good mouser."
"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."
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"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."
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'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'
"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."
The Book of Millie
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