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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
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"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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"Irv has always been faithful, and he's a good mouser."
"I am forsaking all others, but these things take time."
"In the fifties, Edgar, I flirted with communism. Other than that I've been completely faithful to you."
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'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
Four Questions of the Seder
'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'
"Prayer doesn't work that way, dear."
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Born again Atheist
'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'
'Haven't they been answered yet?'
'Yes, I do look at other men. But if it makes you feel any better, I don't find them attractive either.'
'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'
'If I say I do, does it mean I can't date other people anymore?'
Church: Built by Guilt.
'Impressive! You went to church even on Super Bowl sundays.'
'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'
The god iPhad
'Give a man a pound of cheese and he eats for a day. Give him a cow and he's in fat city!!'
"You see Foufou? Before your master underwent his operation, the surgeon told me everything would be fine. And look now - he was right, Foufou!"
God embraces social media and checks out his friends
Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.
'We're gathered here today to unite Tiffany and Edward at the crotch.'
'I play golf religiously. . .Every Sunday.'