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A convenient attack of swine flu...
To keep others at the country club from taking their lounges while they swam,,,
"You really don't want to eat me: I have a medical certificate that says I'm very ill and contagious!"
"Joey, I've noticed...every time there's a big football game on TV...you have to 'take your aunt to the doctor.'"
"From Baldo: hey, I wanted to ask, don't u think joeys a terrble asst managr?"
"You called in sick yesterday, didn't you, Javier?"
"Tell you what...let's make a deal! You go to school and if it turns out you're really sick...you can hold that against me for the rest of my life."
'Joke shop' 'Un-treated sewage blobs'