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To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
Tags:sucker, suckers, gullible, naive, naivete, incompetent, incompetence, rip-off, ripped off, ripping off, aromatherapy, quack, quacks, quackery, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, three card monte, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullibility, believing, believing mind, believing minds, believing brain, believing brains
"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."
"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."
Tags:dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, life choices, mistake, mistakes, the real me, the real you, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, overthink, overthinker, overthinking, overthinkers, fake, faker, fakers, white lie, white lies
Fight Crime - Give Generously
Tags:superhero, superheroes, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, crimes, fight crime, fighting crime, crime fighting, fraud, faker, fakers, con artist, con artists, con-artist, con-artists, homeless, homelessness, homeless people, homeless person, gaslight, gaslighting, self-interest, self-interested, handout, handouts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers
"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
Tags:bald, baldness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, male pattern baldness, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, cut hair, cuts hair, cutting hair, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake, faker, fakers, faking, regular customer, regular customers, regular, regulars, paint, paints, painting, painted on, age, ages, ageing, aging
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."
"Everybody sees right through your damned transparency."
Tags:transparent, transparency, transparencies, see through you, seeing through you, look through you, looks through you, looking through you, fraud, fraudulent, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, faking it, tell off, tells off, telling off, cocktail party, cocktail parties, aggressive, aggressiveness, superficial, superficiality
"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
Tags:police, cop, cops, visitor, visitors, visiting, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, cause for concern, concern, concerns, warrant, warrants, search warrant, sear warrants, search, searches, search and seizure, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, unlawful, officer, officers, inspection, inspections
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows
"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."
Tags:show biz, show-biz, show business, movie, movies, film, films, actor, actors, actress, actresses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, phony, phonies, fake, faker, fakers, showboat, showboating, minister, ministers, priest, priests, justice of the peace, officiant, officiants, bride, brides, groom, grooms
'And don't forget to put my personal touch on it.'
"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"
Tags:fly, flies, crystal ball, crystal balls, prediction, predictions, safe bet, safe bets, bet, bets, future, futures, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, charlatan, charlatans, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, faker, fakers
"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
Tags:office, ceos, business, marketing, commerce, banking, bosses, employees, employers, employment, job titles, chief executive officer, fake title, fake titles, prestige, title, titles, prestigious, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, misrepresent, misrepresents, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, keeping up with the joneses, competition, compete, competes, competitive, hyper competitive
"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"
Tags:bee, bees, busy, working hard, hard work, work, works, worker bee, worker bees, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, lazy, laziness, skive, skives, skiver, skivers, skiving, nap, naps, napping, relax, relaxes, relaxing, faking, faker, fakers, pretend, pretends, pretending, honeybee, honeybees, honey bee, honey bees, beekeeper, beekeepers, bee keeper, bee keepers
"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."
"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog behavior, dog behaviors, dog behaviour, dog behaviours, psychic, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyants, palm reader, palm readers, crystal ball, crystal balls, educated guess, educated guesses, guess, guesses, prediction, predictions, sham, shams, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, faking, faking it, fraud, frauds