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To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, pouch, pouches, cosmetic, cosmetics, surgery, surgeries, zip, zips, zipper, zippers, bum bag, bum bags, fake, fakes, augmented, augments, plastic, plastics, appearance, appearances, australia, australian, obvious, stand out, stands out, mother, mothers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"Witnessing False Bears"
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
Tags:fish, fishes, shark, sharks, fin, fins, self esteem, self-esteem, self confidence, self-confidence, pride, prides, proud, large, larger, size, sizes, sized, sizing, fake, fakes, faked, attach, attaches, attached, attachment, attachments, improve, improves, improvement, improved, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump
'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, yoga mats, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercise class, exercise classes, skipping class, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, keeping up appearance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, found out, caught red handed, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds
Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
Tags:modern art, abstract art, modern artists, modern artist, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art theft, plagiarism, fake, fakes, pretentious, pretentiousness, art student, art students, copycat, copycats, pretension, plagiarism, copying artwork, wasting time, postmodernism, contemporary art, modernism
"Oohh, we have a chunk of the Berlin wall too but we don't have the certificate of authenticity."
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life
Tags:conductor, conductors, orchestra, orchestras, music, musician, musicians, music, fake, fakes, faker, fake it, fakes it, faking it, musician, musicians, musical, read music, reads music, reading music, music stand, music stands, fraud, frauds, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, unprepared, failing to prepare, preparation, preparations, preparing
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, bad management, bad manager, bad managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, silver spoon, pretender, pretenders, fake, fakes
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
Tags:moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
Tags:sucker, suckers, gullible, naive, naivete, incompetent, incompetence, rip-off, ripped off, ripping off, aromatherapy, quack, quacks, quackery, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, three card monte, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullibility, believing, believing mind, believing minds, believing brain, believing brains
"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
Tags:titanic, iceberg, icebergs, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, plastic, plastics, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, quell, quells, quelling, fear, fears, lookalike, lookalikes, ocean liner, ocean liners
'Don't be discouraged. Do it over. Monitor the results for three months. Then, to be sure, do it again for another three months. Record your findings. Write your paper.'
Trump holds up an image of a blivet