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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."
A convenient attack of swine flu...
"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"
"You really don't want to eat me: I have a medical certificate that says I'm very ill and contagious!"
"You called in sick yesterday, didn't you, Javier?"
"From Baldo: hey, I wanted to ask, don't u think joeys a terrble asst managr?"
"Tell you what...let's make a deal! You go to school and if it turns out you're really sick...you can hold that against me for the rest of my life."