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"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"
'Of course I voted to stay British - I can't speak Spanish.'
Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.
Defence Cuts - Made in China.
My other pet is an exocet missile
'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'
'If they say they are English, let them come live in England - everyone else blooming-well does!'
'I'm a war hero - We got married during the Falklands invasion.'
"No. I can't say I have ever played sink the Belgrano."
England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'