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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
Sticky suit leaf collection system
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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."
Tags:fall, autumn, autumnal, fall leaves, autumn leaves, seasons, seasons, favourite season, favourite seasons, favorite season, favorite seasons, kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, controlling mother, controlling parent, controlling mothers, controlling parents, california
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Tags:bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, gardener, gardeners, garden, garden, autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, raking the lawn, chore, chores, tiny garden, tiny gardens, modern life, miniature, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, modern attitudes, no garden, perfectionist, perfectionism, overkill, pointless, pointlessness, city life, city, cities
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous
'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
Tags:october, fall, autumn, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, locker room, pumpkin head, headless, right fielder, right fielders, season, seasons, nickname, nicknames, literal, halloween, retired, former baseball player, costume, costumes, sport, sports, sports player, playing sports, competitor, competitors
"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, autumn, fall, musician, musician, performer, performers, performances, recital, recitals, seasonal piece, seasonal pieces, first work problems, pretentious, pretentiousness, seasonal music, middle age, middle ages, middle class, middle classes, autumn leaves, fall leaves
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
Tags:building, buildings, high rise, high rises, tower, towers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, observation deck, observation decks, fall, falls, falling, fall off, falls off, falling off, long fall, long falls, accident, accidents, accidental, you are here, guide, guides, sign, signs, orient, orients, orienting, orientation, lost, get lost, getting lost
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"
The Fall Collection
Tags:fall, fall collection, fall collections, fashion, fashion sense, fashion senses, short day, short days, early evening, early evenings, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal changes, cold, dark, darkness, holiday season, holiday seasons, foreboding, sense of foreboding, impending, october, september, ritual, rituals, omen, omens, ominous
A man lies in a hammock under leaves.
Tags:leaves, fall, nature, suburban, yards, autumn, seasons, hammock, rest, relaxation, leisure, back yard, property, lawn, autumn, autumnal, rapid, rapid onset, rapid onsets, relaxing, relax, relaxes, hammock, leisure time, free time, end of summer, summer's end, beginning of fall, beginning of autumn, mankoff