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"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
"Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I've been coming on like gangbusters again."
Tags:come on strong, comes on strong, coming on strong, knock you off your chair, knocking you off your chair, expression, expressions, literal, literally, take literally, takes literally, taking literally, idiom, idioms, take aback, takes aback, taking aback, taken aback, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, bowl over, bowls over, bowling over, bowled over, astonished, astonishing
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."
"Saying what? Hey! Did he just take off without me? Jerk!
"Now it's broken."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, broken, broken leg, broken legs, injury, injuries, sprain, sprains, broken bone, broken bones, break, breaks, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, accident, accidents, slip, slips, slipping, fall over, falls over, falling over
"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
'Too much cargo in my pants.'
A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.
Tags:tree, trees, forest, forests, wood, woods, sound, sounds, isolate, isolates, isolated, falls, falling, fallen, fall down, falls down, fallen down, fell, die, dies, dying, died, death, deaths, myth, myths, philosophy, philosophical, noise, noises, life insurance, squirrel, squirrels, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Catalogue of Disasters
If a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, doe s it make a noise?
Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.
Tags:baldo, tree topper, tree toppers, trim the tree, trims the tree, trimming the tree, decoration, decorations, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, christmas tree, christmas trees, family celebration, family celebrations, father, ftahers, dad, dads, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, precarious, christmas season, seasonal celebration, seasonal celebrations, christmas spirit, father-daughter activity, father-daughter activities
'It isn't easy to fall down the steps on Perugia's Via Appia'
Man causing two fake trees to fall down by sitting in a hammock strung between them.
'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'
Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.
'How much does a name change cost?'
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