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Chef Cake Topper
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
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Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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What's Next for Ed?
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"I'm unfriending you."
"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
Waiter carries fake teeth in a glass.
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"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"
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The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.
You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw
The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.
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"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'
"She'll be back."
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"All right, no more Mr. Ice guy!"
Quaff and Quarrel: Where friends feud, couples argue and families squabble.
'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'
"You haven't even noticed I'm being ignored."
'You're an idiot, Bill!'
'I'd prefer a hernia.'
'Ready to order?'