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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."
My failed economic policy... my breach of the public trust... this must be a metaphor for something...
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, fall, falls, fallen, fell, broken, broke, cracked, crack, failed, failure, fail, failures, cant fix, king, kings, kings horses, kings men, metaphor, metaphors, poor leadership, bad king, bad kings, economic policy, economic policies, public trust, breach the public trust, broke the public trust
"It doesn't get any better than this."
'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'
Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Standing on sheets of paper.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'And watch out for the ... ice.'
"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitty cat, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, pet, pets, snow, snows, ski, skis, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, blizzard, blizzards, fall, falls, fallen, falling down, fallen down, plant, plants, planted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers
'We need your vote, Edwards.'
Cow First Moo-lert
"A new record for 1,499 meters!"
Tags:1500 meters, race, races, footrace, footraces, foot race, foot races, track and field, track & field, trip, trips, tripping, fall, falls, falling, fallen, fall over, falls over, runner, runners, running, run, runs, athlete, athletes, trip and fall, trips and falls, tripping and falling, last second, world record, world records, new record, new records
'Carl, will you have time today to take the fall for the Lanco debacle?'