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Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It doesn't get any better than this."
'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'
Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Standing on sheets of paper.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'And watch out for the ... ice.'
"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitty cat, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, pet, pets, snow, snows, ski, skis, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, blizzard, blizzards, fall, falls, fallen, falling down, fallen down, plant, plants, planted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers
'We need your vote, Edwards.'
Cow First Moo-lert
"A new record for 1,499 meters!"
Tags:1500 meters, race, races, footrace, footraces, foot race, foot races, track and field, track & field, trip, trips, tripping, fall, falls, falling, fallen, fall over, falls over, runner, runners, running, run, runs, athlete, athletes, trip and fall, trips and falls, tripping and falling, last second, world record, world records, new record, new records
'Carl, will you have time today to take the fall for the Lanco debacle?'
'I've had about enough of your stupid action shots!'
Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.
'Don't you wish we had a cozy porch swing to sit on together?' 'No, I had one once and the anchor came out of the ceiling and I fell on my caboose.' 'My, what a storybook romance we enjoy.'