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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
The hall of bad ideas.
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
Tags:building, buildings, high rise, high rises, tower, towers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, observation deck, observation decks, fall, falls, falling, fall off, falls off, falling off, long fall, long falls, accident, accidents, accidental, you are here, guide, guides, sign, signs, orient, orients, orienting, orientation, lost, get lost, getting lost
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.
Watching Your Step
Tags:atlas, world on your shoulders, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana skin, banana skins, trip, tripping, tripping up, slip, fall, slipping, falling, slapstick, slapstick humour, slapstick comedy, greek mythology, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, titanomachy, endure, enduring, endurance, accident, accidents, watch your step, watching your step
It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulted, mat, mats, mattress, mattresses, health and safety, safety, fall, falls, falling, fell, cushion, cushions, cushioned, soft, soften, softens, softening, land, lands, landing, accident prevention, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
Snow falling on accountants.
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manger, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laying off, laid off, unemployed, employment, unemployment, clown, clowns, pratfall, pratfalls, fall, falls, falling, favour, favours, favor, favors, unhappy, sad, crying, office, offices, office life, embarrassing, last