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'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"I gotta say: I admire his judicial temperament."
A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.
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"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bored, boring, boring job, boring jobs, modern expectations, the 9 to 5, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, tired, modern life, asleep at work, sleeping at work, falling asleep, lazy, laziness
'What's that button do?'
Inexplicably sharon wasn't interested in a second date.
'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'
New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club
"Try thinking about something else."
Tags:worry, worries, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, unable to sleep, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, thinking, thought, thoughts, concern, concerns, problem, problems, issue, issues, bad thought, bad thoughts, night terror, night terrors, nightmare, nightmares, disturbed, depressed, depression, mental health, troubled, restlessness, stress, sleeplessness, tension, counting sheep, falling asleep, trying to fall asleep, negative, negative thought, negative thoughts
A skeleton counts skeleton sheep
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."
Tags:trouble sleeping, bedtime, bed, bed, sleep, sleeping, sleeping problems, sleeping issues, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepy, semi-conscious, drift in and out of sleep, drifting in and out of sleep, semiconscious, inability to sleep, bad sleep, bad sleeper, bad sleepers, sleeper, sleepers, falling asleep, trying to fall asleep, sleeplessness, wakefulness, full night's sleep, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, couple, couples, husband, husbands, men, man
'So comfortable you could just fall asleep at the wheel' - Some folks just aren't cut out for sales.
Counting sheep hurdling.
"Eighty percent may be just showing up, but the rest is staying awake."
Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'
"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."
Tags:shepherd, shepherds, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, flock, flocks, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleeping problem, sleeping problems, sleepy, sleepiness, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, relaxing, relaxations, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, sheep farming, falling asleep
"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, storytime, story time, bedtime story, bedtime stories, story, stories, read, reading, sleep, sleeping, bore, bored, boring, boredom, falling asleep, sleepy, storyteller, storytellers, book, books, literature
'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'
Zoom Counting Sheep
Tags:counting sheep, count sheep, falling asleep, fall asleep, cant sleep, can't sleep, sleepless, sleepless nights, lying awake, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sheep, zoom, video conference, video conferences, video conferencing, video call, video calls, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
Welcome to our meeting!
"I don't want to sit so close to the stage that the actors can see my eyes glaze over."
"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."
Tags:technology, modern technology, modern day technology, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, addiction, addict, print media, internet, internet addict, internet addicts, internet addiction, newspaper, newspapers, news print, traditional media, old age, elderly, advancing years, middle age, middle aged, age, sleepy, tired, tiredness, lethargic, drowsy, drowsiness, falling asleep, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes, snooze, nap, snoozing, napping, sleeping in the day
Sheep counting shepherds.
First period algebra