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"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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"Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I've been coming on like gangbusters again."
Tags:come on strong, comes on strong, coming on strong, knock you off your chair, knocking you off your chair, expression, expressions, literal, literally, take literally, takes literally, taking literally, idiom, idioms, take aback, takes aback, taking aback, taken aback, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, bowl over, bowls over, bowling over, bowled over, astonished, astonishing
'I could really use a stiff belt.'
'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'
"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitty cat, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, pet, pets, snow, snows, ski, skis, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, blizzard, blizzards, fall, falls, fallen, falling down, fallen down, plant, plants, planted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers
"Saying what? Hey! Did he just take off without me? Jerk!
"Now it's broken."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, broken, broken leg, broken legs, injury, injuries, sprain, sprains, broken bone, broken bones, break, breaks, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, accident, accidents, slip, slips, slipping, fall over, falls over, falling over
Falling Down the Stairs
"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
"I blame the Clinton Administration."
Tags:thanks obama, clinton, bill clinton, hillary clinton, president, presidents, former president, first lady, politics, political leader, political leaders, democrats, democratic, democracy, government, administration, bureaucracy, business, businessman, businessmen, blame, blaming, banana peel, falling, slipping, tripping, sidewalk, pavement, falling down, clumsy, ungraceful, uncoordinated, awkward
Klutz discount day at the amusement park.
'Wow, I just told your mother I welcomed her criticism.'
'I told you: The way down is faster.'
Catalogue of Disasters
Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!
'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'
If a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, doe s it make a noise?
'It isn't easy to fall down the steps on Perugia's Via Appia'
Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'
'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'
'Hey, bud, I wouldn't park my car there if I were you!'
'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'