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Chef Cake Topper
"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"
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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
"I know I'm wrong, but I'm sure you can make me more wrong."
Tags:domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, wrong, wrongness, in the wrong, digging a hole, digging yourself a hole, falling out, falling-out, disagreement, disagreements, guilty conscience, guilty consciences
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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"I'm unfriending you."
What's Next for Ed?
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
Tags:myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopecia
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
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'Yes, I work well with others - just not with these others.'
"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."
"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"
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"Honey, am I home?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, honey im home, honey i'm home, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, depression, depressed, depressive, depressive, falling out, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, sulk, sulking, getting home, coming home, living together, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, marital dispute, marital dispute, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, husband and wife, husbands and wives
You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw
The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.
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The Duel's Innocent Victims
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"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
Tags:apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant
"She'll be back."
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, return, returns, returning, run away, runs away, running away, retreat, retreats, retreating, fall out, falls out, falling out, athlete, athletes, track and field, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, child rearing, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters
"So you've been following the European elections, too?"
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