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False alarm; chair salesman
"It was only a sigh, but thank you for your concern."
"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
Tags:navy, royal navy, pirate, the navy, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, toxic waste, chemicals, toxic chemicals, hazardous waste, mistake, mistakes, pirate flag, pirate flags, skull and crossbones, death's head, hazardous symbol, warning symbol, warning symbols, buccaneering, pirating, false alarm, false alarms
"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."
Tags:school, schools, principal, principals, student, students, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, teacher, teachers, school shooting, school shootings, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearms regulation, gun control, gun crime, gun violence, shooting, shootings, fake, false, false alarm, false alarms, brownie, brownies, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, threatening, threat, threats, modern life
In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.
"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."
Translation: This is a test. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd be much happier to see me.
'False alarm -- it's just an industrial revolution.'
'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, cry, cries, crying, crying infants, boy who cried wolf, irritated, irritation, irritations, irritating, scream, screams, screaming, wail, wails, wailing, false alarm, false alarms, justified, justification, monster in the closet, monsters in the closet, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, frighten, frightens, frightened, frightening, monstrous, scare, scares, scary, horror, horrors, horrific, fear, fears
'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'
Overused Animal Cliches
Tags:cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, overuse, overused, happy as a clam, free as a bird, clam, clams, bird, birds, metaphor, metaphors, simile, similes, sea cucumber, sea cucumbers, happy, happiness, free, freedom, sad, sadness, defense, defense mechanism, defense mechanisms, false alarm, false alarms, zoology, zoologist, animals, animal, proverb, proverbs, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, unoriginal, unoriginality
Sister of the boy who cried wolf,
"Don't pay any attention. Simmons is always yelling 'Wolf' about something."
Tags:cubicle, cubicles, office worker, office workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, false alarm, false alarms, finger in the dike, fingers in the dike, impending disaster, impending disasters, looming disaster, looming disasters, office, work, job, danger, water, full, drip, dribble, attention, wolf, suits, boss, supervisor, emergency, hero, insulate, cry wolf, cries wolf
"No wonder she couldn't get through the metal detector...she's got braces!"
'This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead.'
Joke Shop - "Have you got any false alarms?"
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)
'They revived me after declaring me clinically dead. Have a drink.'
"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"
'False alarm - They're just taking Your name in vain again.'
'I thought I was knocked-up, but it was just lint!'
'If I wouldn't have yelled fire, he'd still be talking.'
'Well somebody from here called us?'
'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'