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"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."
"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"
"We found him sir. He's been living on Venus under a false identity."
"We can never be together. I'm white with black stripes and you're a donkey standing beside a fence."
'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'
Online dating: Ostrich
"Sorry Sue, but she promised she was you."
The F,B,I's high-budget witness protection program-issued disguises,
'Your call is very important to us, unless you're an IMPOSTOR.'
'No luggage, and you say your name is 'Smith', eh?'
'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'
I've lied to you...I don't really look like Angelina Jolie...in fact, I'm a short dumpy cross dresser. Close enough!
"Welcome back Mr Smith"
"Harold, you two guys have the same hat. He even has your eyes. Harold. . . Harold. . . Harold?"